goats is on hiatus until further notice• read my new webcomic scenes from a multiverse
September / 25 / 2006
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Detailed Strip Info
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knackin' boots (5 of 17) strip info entered by Rich and approved by AsphaltBuffet |
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| Panel | Dialogue | Location | Props |
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| 1 |
Jon (holding turtle, sitting): Goddamn ape. Shoving people into the ground. It's not my fault I'm all manly and hirsute. Glock |
Middle Pangaea |
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| 2 |
Glock (lighting cigarette): Look, what did you expect? You boned a woman that Grif has been lusting for since he hit puberty. |
Middle Pangaea |
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| 3 |
Jon (sitting): If Grif loves Toshi so much then why doesn't he bone her? It's not like she's picky. Glock: Grif can't ever have sex. |
Middle Pangaea |
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| 4 |
Jon (holding turtle, sitting): Why not? Is he some sort of closeted hamsexual rabbi? Glock (hold cigarette): Learning the Knack of trans-pub transport takes years of training. It reconfigures the bits of the brain where tingly sex feelings happen. |
Middle Pangaea |
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| 5 |
Glock: Even a single moment of sexual bliss can wipe out everything Grif has learned. Jon: That's terrible! He will never know the tender embrace of ham. |
Middle Pangaea |
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Character Info
| Glock |
| First Appearance |
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| but you can't stay here (12 of 13) |
| Recent Appearances |
| showcase showdown (30 of 83) |
| the fine print (1 of 36) |
| one for the road (21 of 21) |
| Jon |
| First Appearance |
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| genesis |
| Recent Appearances |
| inhuman resources (1 of 26) |
| the office (7 of 64) |
| showcase showdown (2 of 83) |