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making a hole (19 of 27)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Phillip: Look, I'm not really well-informed enough to make an intelligent decision about which side of your conflict I should be supporting. So I'm going to be impulsive and help you guys blow stuff up.
Topeka Prime (The Cave)
2 Farmhand Bean: Hooray! Let's hug.
Phillip: Also, as a liberal New Yorker, I've always secretly sympathised with terrorists.
Topeka Prime (The Cave)
3 Phillip (pointing towards himself): And I'm great at coming up with plans! You just tell me what to do and I'll come up with a foolproof plan. Like if you wanted to call up somebody and pretend to be Arnold Schwarzenegger from Kindergarten Cop, I know exactly how to do that.
Topeka Prime (The Cave)
4 Violent Robert: Can you get us to another dimension without using the Knack?
Phillip (holding rock like a phone): Oh sure, you betcha. I figured that one out weeks ago. Let's do the prank call first. Beep boop.
Topeka Prime (The Cave)
  • Rock
5 Violent Robert: You can't dial a rock.
Phillip (holding rock like a phone, talking like Arnold Schwarzenegger): This is John Kimble! Who is my daddy and vat does he do? It's not a tumor!
Topeka Prime (The Cave)
  • Rock

Character Info

Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
lost (1 of 32)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)
Violent Robert
First Appearance
making a hole (15 of 27)
Recent Appearances
making a hole (15 of 27)
Farmhand Bean
First Appearance
good phil hunting (15 of 15)
Recent Appearances
the interstice lounge (4 of 13)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)
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