August / 14 / 2006
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making a hole (9 of 27)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Phillip (holding cup of coffee, sitting on cow): I am not someone who should be entrusted with control over the fate of infinite worlds.
Yakmeat: You thought you could be a messiah without having to make any hard choices?
Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)
  • Cow (Clara, Cowputer)
  • Window
  • Mug (WORLD'S GREATEST MESSIAH)
2 Yakmeat: You thought it was all about the fast women and the fast cars and the fast food.
Phillip (holding cup of coffee, sitting on cow): If those things are available to me I should have been notified earlier.
Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)
  • Cow (Clara, Cowputer)
  • Mug (WORLD'S GREATEST MESSIAH)
3 Yakmeat (leaning on Clara): Well they're not.
Phillip (sitting on cow): Great. Now I'll have to live with my unfulfilled dreams of eating french fries off the ass of a lady NASCAR driver.
Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)
  • Cow (Clara, Cowputer)
4 Yakmeat: And the guilt of killing a nearly infinite number of adorable old ladies, kittens and various other life forms.
Phillip: Yeah. That too.
Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)
5 Cornhusk (holding pot of coffee): Also we're out of coffee.
Phillip (holding cup of coffee, incredulous, sitting on cow): Why does everything always happen to me?!
Yakmeat
Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)
  • Cow (Clara, Cowputer)
  • Mug (WORLD'S GREATEST MESSIAH)
  • Coffee (Empty, pot)

Character Info

Cornhusk
First Appearance
the programmer (13 of 32)
Recent Appearances
lost (28 of 32)
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
Yakmeat
First Appearance
the programmer (11 of 32)
Recent Appearances
lost (28 of 32)
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
lost (1 of 32)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)