August / 14 / 2006

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Panel	Dialogue	Location	Props
making a hole (9 of 27) strip info entered by Rich and approved by AsphaltBuffet
1	Phillip (holding cup of coffee, sitting on cow): I am not someone who should be entrusted with control over the fate of infinite worlds. Yakmeat: You thought you could be a messiah without having to make any hard choices?	Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)	Cow (Clara, Cowputer) Window Mug (WORLD'S GREATEST MESSIAH)
2	Yakmeat: You thought it was all about the fast women and the fast cars and the fast food. Phillip (holding cup of coffee, sitting on cow): If those things are available to me I should have been notified earlier.	Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)	Cow (Clara, Cowputer) Mug (WORLD'S GREATEST MESSIAH)
3	Yakmeat (leaning on Clara): Well they're not. Phillip (sitting on cow): Great. Now I'll have to live with my unfulfilled dreams of eating french fries off the ass of a lady NASCAR driver.	Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)	Cow (Clara, Cowputer)
4	Yakmeat: And the guilt of killing a nearly infinite number of adorable old ladies, kittens and various other life forms. Phillip: Yeah. That too.	Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)
5	Cornhusk (holding pot of coffee): Also we're out of coffee. Phillip (holding cup of coffee, incredulous, sitting on cow): Why does everything always happen to me?! Yakmeat	Topeka Prime (Cowputer Labs)	Cow (Clara, Cowputer) Mug (WORLD'S GREATEST MESSIAH) Coffee (Empty, pot)

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