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August / 02 / 2006
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making a hole (3 of 27) strip info entered by AsphaltBuffet and approved by Rich |
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Text (above strip): Howdy kids! No new strip today. On Tuesday I moved from my tiny Manhattan apartment to a tiny house in Northern Westchester County, about an hour north of the city. While I was packing, I came across some strips I did for The Observer, my high school's student newspaper, back in December of 1989. I present them not for your entertainment, but as a historical curiosity. Please note the plagiarized lyrics from the first strip (stolen from Bloom County's Deathtongue classic "Let's Run over Lionel Ritchie with a Tank"), and the oh-so-subtle anti-fur political commentary of the second strip. Long time readers will no doubt appreciate Howard the eggplant's sudden but pivotal appearance in the fourth panel.
I apologize in advance. New comics will appear here tomorrow. |
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| 2 |
Dog (playing guitar): One...
Two...
THREE!! Blob (waving) |
Nowhere (all white) |
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| 3 |
Dog (playing guitar): Squeeze me tight
It feels so right
Your breath it stank
Run you over with a tank!! Blob: Yeah! Unknown thing |
Nowhere (all white) |
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| 4 |
Dog (playing guitar): Demon slime
Dripping on my tie
I hate white bread
But I like rye!
Blob: Uh-huh! |
Nowhere (all white) |
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| 5 |
Eggplant: Mick Jagger you are not. Dog (playing guitar): Well, excuse me, Mr. Critic. Blob: Actually, I kind of liked it. |
Nowhere (all white) |
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| 6 |
Man: Now from Zaphod Toys, just in time for Xmas, is the brand-new Hamster-on-a-Rack!! Bring it on out, George! Assistant (voice only): Yes, Master, yes! Unknown thing |
Nowhere |
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| 7 |
Man: Hamster-on-a-Rack is lots of fun for the whole family, and a real favorite with the kids! Assistant (hunchback, waving) |
Nowhere |
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| 8 |
Man (petting hamster): And don't worry about this little bugger! You can oder extras from Zaphod(c) Toys for only $4.99!! Assistant (hunchback) |
Nowhere |
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| 9 |
Man (arm around assistant): Don't forget the rest of the Zaphod(c) Pet Toy(tm) line - Cat-on-a-Rack, Dog-on-a-Rack, Little-Brother-on-a-Rack, and the Home Furrier Kit!! Text (bottom of panel): Pet-on-a-Rack(tm) Toys from Zaphod(c) Toys* *A subsidiary of the Atlantic Puppy Grinding Co. & The Furrier's Association Assistant (hunchback) |
Nowhere |
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Character Info
| Man |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| chaos pope (6 of 16) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the math fuhrer (6 of 24) |
| the office (3 of 64) |
| making a hole (3 of 27) |
| Dog |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| making a hole (3 of 27) |
| Recent Appearances |
| making a hole (3 of 27) |
| Eggplant |
| First Appearance |
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| goat search '97 (1 of 5) |
| Recent Appearances |
| making a hole (3 of 27) |
| meat of the infidels (8 of 8) |
| halloweenies and zombie madness (2 of 8) |
| Unknown thing |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| making a hole (3 of 27) |
| Recent Appearances |
| making a hole (3 of 27) |
| Assistant |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| making a hole (3 of 27) |
| Recent Appearances |
| making a hole (3 of 27) |
| Blob |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| making a hole (3 of 27) |
| Recent Appearances |
| making a hole (3 of 27) |
| Text |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| guest week (8 of 12) |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (5 of 32) |
| the office (1 of 64) |
| showcase showdown (3 of 83) |