April / 27 / 2006

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Panel	Dialogue	Location	Props
the programmer (32 of 32) strip info entered by Rich and approved by mkinyon
1	Phillip: So they waited two hundred years to bring me here to fix a bug in an ancient Mayan calendar function? That's not very proactive.	Topeka Prime Complex (Cowputer Labs)
2	Yakmeat (hand on Phillip's shoulder): They can't do a thing until they get the laptop that the universe is running on. Phillip: Let me guess. The laptop was eaten by a dragon who is inside a cave which is full of spinning razor bades and I have to fight the dragon with a laser sword. Cornhusk: No, but that would be very cool.	Topeka Prime Complex (Cowputer Labs)
3	Yakmeat (pointing to monitor): Simulations show the laptop is in the level at the very center of the multiverse. We need to go there before we can fix it.	Topeka Prime Complex (Cowputer Labs)	Cow (Clara, Cowputer) Computer (Clara's monitor, showing multiverse diagram)
4	Phillip: Why don't you just have one of those jail bait farmer's daughters slide on up the pub axis and bring it back? Cornhusk: The multiverse core has no axis pub. There's no point of entry.	Topeka Prime Complex (Cowputer Labs)
5	Cornhusk: Your job is to breach the skin between worlds. Yakmeat: You get to hack into the universal core. Phillip (excited): Do I get to destroy Sark and the MCP too?	Topeka Prime Complex (Cowputer Labs)

Character Info

First Appearance
Phillip
genesis
Recent Appearances
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (1 of 21)
making a hole (1 of 27)