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Detailed Strip Info
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the programmer (25 of 32) strip info entered by Rich and approved by mkinyon |
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| Panel | Dialogue | Location | Props |
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| 1 |
Yakmeat (floating head, narrating): That chunk of bartop you saw when you first got here was the only thing that wasn't vaporized in the explosion. |
Topeka Prime (Outside) Pub (Axis, blown up) |
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| 2 |
Phillip (angry): I may be a God-eating atheist, but even I know it's a sin to blow up a pub. Yakmeat: Amen, brother. Cornhusk: While Blast Masterson's attack didn't succeed in totally obliterating Topeka Prime's axis pub, it did give the Topekans pause. |
Topeka Prime Complex (Cowputer Labs) |
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| 3 |
Weetabix Bloomers (angry, sitting): Why? Why did we not see this coming? Old Mac Donald: Brother Weetabix, you know better than anyone that the Almanac is a... work in progress. Hell, it's more holes than cheese. It helps guide us, but there's no way to have complete knowledge of an infinite universe. Farmtrooper(s) (holding pitchfork) |
Topeka Prime Monastery |
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| 4 |
Weetabix Bloomers (angry, sitting): That is no longer good enough. For the safety of our children and the survival of our empire of fresh produce, we can no longer afford anything less than total information awareness. |
Topeka Prime Monastery |
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Character Info
| Farmtrooper(s) |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| the programmer (5 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice (1 of 21) |
| making a hole (24 of 27) |
| the programmer (5 of 32) |
| Cornhusk |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| the programmer (13 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| making a hole (5 of 27) |
| the wound (1 of 16) |
| the programmer (13 of 32) |
| Yakmeat |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| the programmer (11 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| making a hole (5 of 27) |
| the wound (1 of 16) |
| the programmer (11 of 32) |
| Phillip |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| genesis |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32) |
| the cows of justice (1 of 21) |
| making a hole (1 of 27) |
| Old Mac Donald |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| the programmer (18 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the programmer (18 of 32) |
| Weetabix Bloomers |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| the programmer (18 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the fine print (19 of 36) |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32) |
| the cows of justice (14 of 21) |