April / 12 / 2006
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the programmer (23 of 32)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Cornhusk (floating head, narrating): Determined to stop the Topekan onslaught of great value and quality produce, the Pangaeans finally enlisted the aid of elite agent Blast Masterson.
Blast Masterson (examining tree, sitting on ground)
Middle Pangaea (at night)
  • Moon(s)
  • Tree (small)
2 Cornhusk (floating head, narrating): Masterson was rumored to have killed so many Topekans that he could no longer strop crying.
Blast Masterson (crying, sitting on ground)
Middle Pangaea (at night)
  • Moon(s)
  • Tree (small)
3 Cornhusk (narrating, off-panel): An entire decade of an agent's training is spent in contemplation of how to best identify weakness, whether it be in his own self or in the defensive measures of his enemy.
Blast Masterson (garroting a Topekan)
Man (Code-Monk, garroted, Topekan)
Middle Pangaea
Pub (Axis)
  • Rope (garrote)
  • Pitchfork
  • Blood
4 Cornhusk (narrating, off-panel): Incidentally, they also spend three years trapped in a steel box with hungry dust lizards. They're a fairly masochistic bunch.
Blast Masterson (hand around a knack-o-lyte's neck): Take me to Topeka Prime.
Woman (grasped by the neck, knack-o-lyte)
Woman (knack-o-lyte)
Middle Pangaea
Pub (Axis)

Character Info

Cornhusk
First Appearance
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Man
First Appearance
chaos pope (6 of 16)
Recent Appearances
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the office (3 of 64)
making a hole (3 of 27)
Woman
First Appearance
a dish best served delicious (or, invoking godwin's law) (17 of 33)
Recent Appearances
the office (57 of 64)
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Blast Masterson
First Appearance
the programmer (23 of 32)
Recent Appearances
the interstice lounge (4 of 13)
the programmer (23 of 32)