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April / 10 / 2006
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Detailed Strip Info
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the programmer (21 of 32) strip info entered by Rich and approved by mkinyon |
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| Panel | Dialogue | Location | Props |
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| 1 |
Cornhusk (floating head, narrating): The Middle Pangaeans were a loose-knit association of Anarcho-Libertarian warrior tribes from the wasted spaces of desert level twelve, second domain. They hated everyone, themselves included. Conflict was inevitable. Dextrose Pantera (wielding gun) Gunt Guntersohn Weetabix Bloomers |
Middle Pangaea |
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| 2 |
Dextrose Pantera (wielding gun): I hate myself for imposin' on ya like this, but I'm gonna have to murder you dead if'n you don't leave us alone.
Gunt Guntersohn: We're big free will fans, you see. |
Middle Pangaea |
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| 3 |
Weetabix Bloomers (holding Almanac): Oh, but we are not so different, my brothers. We too are crazy-big fans of will. For it is the will of God that we are here! |
Middle Pangaea |
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| 4 |
Dextrose Pantera (wielding gun): And it is my will that you leave before I have to clean your blood from the furniture. Weetabix Bloomers (holding Almanac): We can sell you hyperfarm-fresh-organically-grown-blood-resistant furniture. New! |
Middle Pangaea |
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| 5 |
Dextrose Pantera (wielding gun): Killing you is going to be terrible for my self-esteem. |
Middle Pangaea |
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Character Info
| Cornhusk |
| First Appearance |
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| the programmer (13 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (28 of 32) |
| making a hole (5 of 27) |
| the wound (1 of 16) |
| Dextrose Pantera |
| First Appearance |
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| the programmer (20 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the wound (12 of 16) |
| the programmer (20 of 32) |
| Weetabix Bloomers |
| First Appearance |
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| the programmer (18 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| showcase showdown (47 of 83) |
| the fine print (19 of 36) |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32) |
| Gunt Guntersohn |
| First Appearance |
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| the programmer (20 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the programmer (20 of 32) |