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the programmer (18 of 32)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Yakmeat (inserting disk into Clara's rear): As near as we can tell, this universe is the third point release of a port of the original that some guy in Hell was contracted to make after you and your buddy chowed down on God.
Phillip (leaning on cow): Now you're just screwing with me.
Cornhusk: An infinite universe is capable of both infinite complexity and infinite stupidity.
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
  • Cow (Clara, Cowputer)
2 Yakmeat (floating head): The ancient Topekan computers were powerful enough to deduce the universal source code, but not to run it.
Weetabix Bloomers
Old Mac Donald (holding remote control)
Topeka Prime
  • Computer (biological, kitten)
  • Remote Control
  • Farmland
  • Hay
3 Yakmeat (floating head): It took an entire monastery of code-monks Three Hundred Years of intense study and translation of arcane database calls and encrypted hashes just to figure out which function was the one that makes a pigeon.
Old Mac Donald
Weetabix Bloomers (examining source code, wearing reading glasses)
Topeka Prime
Monastery
  • Candle
  • paper (source code)
  • Pigeon(s)
  • Hat (Devo)

Character Info

Cornhusk
First Appearance
the programmer (13 of 32)
Recent Appearances
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
the programmer (13 of 32)
Yakmeat
First Appearance
the programmer (11 of 32)
Recent Appearances
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
the programmer (11 of 32)
Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (1 of 21)
making a hole (1 of 27)
Old Mac Donald
First Appearance
the programmer (18 of 32)
Recent Appearances
the programmer (18 of 32)
Weetabix Bloomers
First Appearance
the programmer (18 of 32)
Recent Appearances
the fine print (19 of 36)
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (14 of 21)