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the programmer (16 of 32)
strip info entered by themysticalone and approved by Rich
Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Yakmeat (holding mouse): Topeka Prime was the first world to discover the true nature of the multiverse.
Phillip: I'm guessing it exists solely to piss me off.
Cornhusk
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
  • Cow (Clara, Cowputer)
  • Computer (biological, Mouse)
2 Yakmeat (holding mouse): After the Topekans discovered how to travel along the pub axis to other levels of reality, they became obsessed with universal metaphysics. It was just a matter of time before their best scientific minds were able to deduce the mechanisms behind it.
Phillip
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
  • Cow (Clara, Cowputer)
  • Computer (biological, Mouse)
3 Yakmeat (floating head): Eventually the entire source code of the universe was reverse-engineered through the application of brute force computing and old-fashioned logic.
Man (Topekan, using turtle)
Topeka Prime
  • Cow
  • Computer (biological, Turtle)
  • Pig
  • Sheep
  • Dog
  • Sound Effect (Boop Bip)
4 Yakmeat (floating head): But analysis of the code revealed more than they had bargained for.
Text (computer screen): [hidden]ele[hidden by Yakmeat head/bubble]
[hidden]g_hDC = NULL;

//-----------------------------------
// Universe 1.3 TopoRender Last Updated 4/20/2004
// by HunabKu@xibalba.hell HUNABKU pWnS j00!!!1[hidden]
//-----------------------------------
void render(void)
{
glClear( GL_COLOR_BUFFER_BIT | GL_DEPTH_BUFFER_BI[hidden]

glMatrixMode( GL_UNIVERSEVIEW );
glLoadPubAxis();
glTranslatef( 0.0f, 0.0f, -5.0f);

/* Start the main processing here. */
-----------------------
Topeka Prime
  • Computer (Monitor)

Character Info

Yakmeat
First Appearance
the programmer (11 of 32)
Recent Appearances
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
the programmer (11 of 32)
Cornhusk
First Appearance
the programmer (13 of 32)
Recent Appearances
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
the programmer (13 of 32)
Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (1 of 21)
making a hole (1 of 27)
Man
First Appearance
chaos pope (6 of 16)
Recent Appearances
making a hole (3 of 27)
the wound (11 of 16)
the programmer (16 of 32)
Text
First Appearance
guest week (8 of 12)
Recent Appearances
the fine print (12 of 36)
megagamerz interlude (1 of 5)
one for the road (10 of 21)