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the programmer (16 of 32)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Yakmeat (holding mouse): Topeka Prime was the first world to discover the true nature of the multiverse.
Phillip: I'm guessing it exists solely to piss me off.
Cornhusk
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
  • Cow (Clara, Cowputer)
  • Computer (biological, Mouse)
2 Yakmeat (holding mouse): After the Topekans discovered how to travel along the pub axis to other levels of reality, they became obsessed with universal metaphysics. It was just a matter of time before their best scientific minds were able to deduce the mechanisms behind it.
Phillip
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
  • Cow (Clara, Cowputer)
  • Computer (biological, Mouse)
3 Yakmeat (floating head): Eventually the entire source code of the universe was reverse-engineered through the application of brute force computing and old-fashioned logic.
Man (Topekan, using turtle)
Topeka Prime
  • Cow
  • Computer (biological, Turtle)
  • Pig
  • Sheep
  • Dog
  • Sound Effect (Boop Bip)
4 Yakmeat (floating head): But analysis of the code revealed more than they had bargained for.
Text (computer screen): [hidden]ele[hidden by Yakmeat head/bubble]
[hidden]g_hDC = NULL;

//-----------------------------------
// Universe 1.3 TopoRender Last Updated 4/20/2004
// by HunabKu@xibalba.hell HUNABKU pWnS j00!!!1[hidden]
//-----------------------------------
void render(void)
{
glClear( GL_COLOR_BUFFER_BIT | GL_DEPTH_BUFFER_BI[hidden]

glMatrixMode( GL_UNIVERSEVIEW );
glLoadPubAxis();
glTranslatef( 0.0f, 0.0f, -5.0f);

/* Start the main processing here. */
-----------------------
Topeka Prime
  • Computer (Monitor)

Character Info

Yakmeat
First Appearance
the programmer (11 of 32)
Recent Appearances
lost (28 of 32)
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
Cornhusk
First Appearance
the programmer (13 of 32)
Recent Appearances
lost (28 of 32)
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
lost (1 of 32)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)
Man
First Appearance
chaos pope (6 of 16)
Recent Appearances
the math fuhrer (6 of 24)
the office (3 of 64)
making a hole (3 of 27)
Text
First Appearance
guest week (8 of 12)
Recent Appearances
lost (5 of 32)
the office (1 of 64)
showcase showdown (3 of 83)
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