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Phillip's not just making stuff up, he's quipping about the events that take place in Contains One Space Battle. If you haven't read it, take a few minutes to peruse its pages. I think you'll find it enlightening.

the programmer (15 of 32)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Phillip (arms outstretched, ranting): This makes no sense at all. How can they be carrying out God's will if all that's left of the guy is impacted pork gristle in the folds of my small intestine?
 Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
2 Yakmeat: We're living in a deterministic artificial universe, remember? He doesn't need to be here to keep things running smoothly. It's all part of the program.
Phillip: And was getting eaten part of his plan, Yakmeat? Was being a yummy pork chop his divine will?
Cornhusk: According to the Topekans, yes.
 Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
  • Window
3 Phillip (angry): The guy dressed like a pirate. several pirates. He created Howie Mandel. And he turned himself into a pork chop. He was a moron! He couldn't have planned this if you gave him a team of Wharton Business School graduates to work with.
 Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
4 Yakmeat: I don't doubt it. Between you and me, I'm pretty sure he was almost constantly drunk.
Cornhusk: But here you are, programmer.
 Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
5 Phillip: I knew majoring in computer science was a huge mistake.
Yakmeat (using mouse): Come on. We'll run Creation Myth 1.3 for you.
Cornhusk
 Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
  • Computer (biological, Mouse)
  • Sound Effect (Click Click)

Character Info

Cornhusk
First Appearance
the programmer (13 of 32)
Recent Appearances
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
the programmer (13 of 32)
Yakmeat
First Appearance
the programmer (11 of 32)
Recent Appearances
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
the programmer (11 of 32)
Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (1 of 21)
making a hole (1 of 27)