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Phillip's not just making stuff up in the last panel, he's quipping about the events that take place in Contains One Space Battle. If you haven't read it, take a few minutes to peruse its pages. I think you'll find it enlightening.

the programmer (14 of 32)
strip info entered by mkinyon and approved by Rich
Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Phillip: So you guys aren't from here either?
Yakmeat: Nah, we were taken just like you. I'm from Brooklyn 19, Husk here is from one of the Monsanto Worlds.
Cornhusk
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
2 Cornhusk: We're listed in the Great Almanac as your prophets and lab assistants.
Yakmeat: Although I don't think they got the right guy when they grabbed me. White folks are always thinkin' we all look alike, you know?
Phillip (back of head)
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
3 Yakmeat: The Topekans, see, they use that Almanac they have to justify everything they do. Kidnappings, assassinations, pre-emptive invasions of other dimensions, you name it.
Cornhusk: All they need is a vague reference in the book to some act of aggression that resembles their agenda and they can declare it pre-ordained, and therefore the intent and will of God.
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
4 Phillip: But God is dead. He was... uh... accidentally delicious.
Cornhusk (hand on Phillip's shoulder): They know. They know all about it.
Yakmeat
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)

Character Info

Yakmeat
First Appearance
the programmer (11 of 32)
Recent Appearances
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
the programmer (11 of 32)
Cornhusk
First Appearance
the programmer (13 of 32)
Recent Appearances
making a hole (5 of 27)
the wound (1 of 16)
the programmer (13 of 32)
Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (1 of 21)
making a hole (1 of 27)