March / 21 / 2006
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the programmer (10 of 32)
strip info entered by mkinyon and approved by Rich
Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: Come with me. All o' this will make more sense if I can DEMONSTRATE.
Phillip (entering): Sure, why not? I'll just follow you around. It's not like I have FREE WILL or anything.
Farmtrooper(s) (holding pitchfork)
Topeka Prime
Complex
  • Pitchfork
  • Taps (Milk, viewed through doorway)
2 Phillip: You know what? I'm being a DANNY DOWNER. A lack of free will doesn't have to be a bad thing. This opens up all sorts of possibilities for me.
Topeka Prime
Complex
3 Phillip (unbuckling belt): For example, if I was to make sweet love to this cow right here, brazenly declaring our forbidden ruminant romance for all the world to see in a mad cyclone of passion and beef, well, I could hardly be blamed for that, could I?
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
  • Cow (Cowputer)
4 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: Aye, you could do that.
Phillip (pants down, worried)
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
  • Cow (Cowputer, sweating, worried)
5 Phillip (pants down): I don't really want to do that, actually.
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: That's good news for us all.
Topeka Prime
Complex (Cowputer Labs)
  • Cow (Cowputer, relieved)

Character Info

Farmtrooper(s)
First Appearance
the programmer (5 of 32)
Recent Appearances
the cows of justice (1 of 21)
making a hole (24 of 27)
the programmer (5 of 32)
Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (1 of 21)
making a hole (1 of 27)
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers
First Appearance
the programmer (5 of 32)
Recent Appearances
the fine print (19 of 36)
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (14 of 21)