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the programmer (9 of 32)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Phillip: I don't care WHAT your simulations show. This is the REAL WORLD, and I have FREE WILL. I won't be bringing about any New Ages or breaching anything's skin.
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers
Topeka Prime
Complex (Ready Room)
  • Pedestal
  • Book (Great Farmer's Almanac)
2 Phillip: Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to wander out into your crops and see if I can't find myself something that will ferment.
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: FREE WILL is an ILLUSION.
Topeka Prime
Complex (Ready Room)
  • Farmland (viewed through window)
  • Book (Great Farmer's Almanac)
3 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: The "real world" is ALSO a simulation.
Phillip: Oh really.
Topeka Prime
Complex (Ready Room)
4 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (pretending to type): The whole shebang is running off some guy's laptop.
Phillip: So there's no free will?
Topeka Prime
Complex (Ready Room)
  • Sound Effect (Tap Tappity)
5 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: Not as you think of it.
Phillip (touching Wheatina's head): And here I was feeling guilty for all those Ambien-induced "midnight donuts".
Topeka Prime
Complex (Ready Room)

Character Info

Farmer Wheatina Bloomers
First Appearance
the programmer (5 of 32)
Recent Appearances
lost (30 of 32)
showcase showdown (47 of 83)
the fine print (19 of 36)
Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
lost (1 of 32)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)
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