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the programmer (9 of 32)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Phillip: I don't care WHAT your simulations show. This is the REAL WORLD, and I have FREE WILL. I won't be bringing about any New Ages or breaching anything's skin.
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers
Topeka Prime
Complex (Ready Room)
  • Pedestal
  • Book (Great Farmer's Almanac)
2 Phillip: Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to wander out into your crops and see if I can't find myself something that will ferment.
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: FREE WILL is an ILLUSION.
Topeka Prime
Complex (Ready Room)
  • Farmland (viewed through window)
  • Book (Great Farmer's Almanac)
3 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: The "real world" is ALSO a simulation.
Phillip: Oh really.
Topeka Prime
Complex (Ready Room)
4 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (pretending to type): The whole shebang is running off some guy's laptop.
Phillip: So there's no free will?
Topeka Prime
Complex (Ready Room)
  • Sound Effect (Tap Tappity)
5 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: Not as you think of it.
Phillip (touching Wheatina's head): And here I was feeling guilty for all those Ambien-induced "midnight donuts".
Topeka Prime
Complex (Ready Room)

Character Info

Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (1 of 21)
making a hole (1 of 27)
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers
First Appearance
the programmer (5 of 32)
Recent Appearances
the fine print (19 of 36)
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
the cows of justice (14 of 21)