March / 16 / 2006
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the programmer (8 of 32)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (hand on book): Anyways, I'm getting away from what I meant to be learnin' you. Page 789, third verse, right between the Uplifting of the Gorgranaax and President Cheney's re-election.
Phillip
Topeka Prime
Complex (Ready Room)
  • Farmland
  • Book (Great Farmer's Almanac)
  • Pedestal
2 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (reading): "...And a woman of Purity and Knack will pluck from the Void THE PROGRAMMER, whom you will know by his gray skin and love of beverages."
Topeka Prime
Complex (Ready Room)
  • Book (Great Farmer's Almanac)
3 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (reciting): "And the Programmer will neither drink booze, nor lie with a woman nor surf erotic websites for many months. For he will breach the Skin between Worlds, and so bring about a New Age of the Multiverse, forever and ever, Amen."
Phillip
Topeka Prime
Complex (Ready Room)
  • Book (Great Farmer's Almanac)
4 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: And then it goes on for a bit about which beverages you like.
Phillip: What else does it say in there about me?
Topeka Prime
Complex (Ready Room)
  • Book (Great Farmer's Almanac)
5 Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: You die choking on trail mix.
Phillip: That's AWFUL. I wanted to explode in the vacuum of space.
Topeka Prime
Complex (Ready Room)
  • Book (Great Farmer's Almanac)

Character Info

Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
lost (1 of 32)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers
First Appearance
the programmer (5 of 32)
Recent Appearances
lost (30 of 32)
showcase showdown (47 of 83)
the fine print (19 of 36)
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