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March / 15 / 2006
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Detailed Strip Info
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the programmer (7 of 32) strip info entered by themysticalone and approved by mkinyon |
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| Panel | Dialogue | Location | Props |
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| 1 |
Phillip: Look, I'm sorry you guys are all going to croak or whatever, but I'll do my dying on my own schedule, thanks. Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (hand on book): Come hither, idiot man-child, and I will fill the empty space in your head. |
Topeka Prime Complex (Ready Room) |
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| 2 |
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (holding book): My name is WHEATINA BLOOMERS. I have seen almost two hundred harvests since I became Farmer here and assumed responsibility for the crops. I have also been caretaker of the GREAT FARMER'S ALMANAC. |
Topeka Prime Complex (Ready Room) |
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| 3 |
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (holding book): The Almanac is a compendium of all the future knowledge the Topekans have been able to obtain through computational analysis and universe simulations. It's a bit spotty, but has proven accurate so far. Phillip |
Topeka Prime Complex (Ready Room) |
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| 4 |
Phillip (holding book): You have computers that can simulate a universe? Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: Well, they's ain't exactly computers we run the sims on, but YEAH. |
Topeka Prime Complex (Ready Room) |
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| 5 |
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (displaying wristwatch): Hell, my digital watch can simulate an electric dog-hound! Phillip (holding book): Only GOD can make a tree, but only TECHNOLOGY can simulate a dog peeing on one. |
Topeka Prime Complex (Ready Room) |
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Character Info
| Farmer Wheatina Bloomers |
| First Appearance |
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| the programmer (5 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (30 of 32) |
| showcase showdown (47 of 83) |
| the fine print (19 of 36) |
| Phillip |
| First Appearance |
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| genesis |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (1 of 32) |
| showcase showdown (6 of 83) |
| burn this, part 2 (1 of 31) |