the whole of the universe, mon - thu
March / 14 / 2006
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the programmer (6 of 32) strip info entered by mkinyon and approved by Rich |
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| Panel | Dialogue | Location | Props |
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| 1 |
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: We can talk privately here. Phillip (entering, worried): I swear, Ma'am, there was no humping, bonking, banging or any other sort of daughter-porking going on. |
Topeka Prime Complex (Ready Room) |
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| 2 |
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (filling glasses): Oh, I know. Farmella is many things, but she would never abandon her people in their time of need, even if she does think she loves you. Phillip (signaling time-out, surprised): LOVES ME? Lady, I met her half an hour ago. |
Topeka Prime Complex (Ready Room) |
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| 3 |
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (holding glass, sitting): More than enough time for a nineteen-year old girl when she has been anticipating this meeting since her calving. But she has been practicing the knack for nineteen years as well. Phillip (holding glass, sitting): You're making less sense than an epileptic auctioneer. |
Topeka Prime Complex (Ready Room) |
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| 4 |
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (holding glass): I'll make it simple for your simple mind. If ya screw my daughter, she won't be able to travel between worlds no more. And if she can't do that, then we'll all die here in seven years time. Including YOU. Phillip (holding glass, horrified) |
Topeka Prime Complex (Ready Room) |
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Character Info
| Farmer Wheatina Bloomers |
| First Appearance |
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| the programmer (5 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the fine print (19 of 36) |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32) |
| the cows of justice (14 of 21) |
| Phillip |
| First Appearance |
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| genesis |
| Recent Appearances |
| the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32) |
| the cows of justice (1 of 21) |
| making a hole (1 of 27) |