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March / 13 / 2006
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Detailed Strip Info
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the programmer (5 of 32) strip info entered by Rich and approved by mkinyon |
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| Panel | Dialogue | Location | Props |
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| 1 |
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: You went to the SHRINE? You know that travel outside the complex is FORBIDDEN during cow-snatcher season. |
Topeka Prime (Complex) Throne Chamber |
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| 2 |
Farmella Cummington-Bloomers (kowtowing): I beg your pardon, Farmer, but I have brought THE PROGRAMMER. Phillip: Howdy. Nice farming dimension you've got here. Farmtrooper(s) |
Topeka Prime (Complex) Throne Chamber |
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| 3 |
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers (inspecting Phillip's teeth): Oh, impetuous youth. This was too soon. He ain't ripe. He could have aged for millenia in the Stub before ya fulfilled the prophecy. Farmella Cummington-Bloomers: I couldn't wait an extra minute, mother. I could not let him suffer an eternity in there, regardless of the consequences. Phillip |
Topeka Prime (Complex) Throne Chamber |
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| 4 |
Farmer Wheatina Bloomers: You were thinking with your LOINS, Farmella. You have the brain of a goat in heat. Ah well. Let's see if we can't still make crap into CRAP-ADE. |
Topeka Prime (Complex) Throne Chamber |
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Character Info
| Farmella Cummington-Bloomers |
| First Appearance |
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| but you can't stay here (6 of 13) |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (3 of 32) |
| showcase showdown (6 of 83) |
| burn this, part 2 (1 of 31) |
| Farmer Wheatina Bloomers |
| First Appearance |
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| the programmer (5 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (30 of 32) |
| showcase showdown (47 of 83) |
| the fine print (19 of 36) |
| Farmtrooper(s) |
| First Appearance |
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| the programmer (5 of 32) |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (30 of 32) |
| the cows of justice (1 of 21) |
| making a hole (24 of 27) |
| Phillip |
| First Appearance |
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| genesis |
| Recent Appearances |
| lost (1 of 32) |
| showcase showdown (6 of 83) |
| burn this, part 2 (1 of 31) |