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but you can't stay here (4 of 13)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Alfred: I have zeen eet all! Butcherings, stranglings, squooshings, you name eet. I guess when you are cooped up weeth someone for a few decades eventually you get ze desire for ze murdering.
Phillip (unshaven)
Jon (bearded)
Pub (Stub)
  • Taps (Beer)
  • Beer (Hefeweizen)
  • Beer (Stella Artois)
2 Alfred: Eet ees depressing to be certain, because I like to theenk I run a nice establishment, not ze sort of place zat drives people to HOMOCIDAL FITS OF VIOLENCE.
Pub (Stub)
  • Plant(s) (Houseplants)
  • Watering Can
  • Cash Register
3 Alfred: Zere is always ze FRESH KEG, ze SLICE OF LIME. Ze tiny bowl of Chex Mix.
Pub (Stub)
  • Bar Snacks (Chex Mix)
  • Bowl (tiny)
4 Alfred (teary): But don't le me get you down! You two are ze BEST OF FRIENDS, I am sure. You will buck ze trend.
Phillip (unshaven)
Jon (bearded)
Pub (Stub)
  • Beer (Stella Artois)
  • Bottle (Broken)
  • Knife (cleaver)
  • Knife (Kitchen)
  • Club (with nails)

Character Info

Jon
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
inhuman resources (1 of 26)
the office (7 of 64)
showcase showdown (2 of 83)
Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
lost (1 of 32)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)
Alfred
First Appearance
infinite typewriters (63 of 116)
Recent Appearances
the office (15 of 64)
the fine print (1 of 36)
one for the road (1 of 21)
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