January / 04 / 2002
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the princess of k-mart (6 of 15)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Security Guard (K-Mart): We're going to have to search you, sir.
Jon: Search me? Why?
Security Guard (Carl): It's for America. Bend over, sir.
K-mart
  • Gloves (rubber)
  • Costume (Security Guard)
2 Phillip: Wow, that looks painful.
Toothgnip: Sometimes patriotism means making sacrifices, Phillip.
K-mart
  • Box
3 Phillip (shuddering): And sometimes patriotism means you take it up the ass, apparently.
Toothgnip: Our right to shop for housewares in a safe environment outweighs his right to anal sovereignty. This is America, dammit.
K-mart
  • Box

Character Info

Security Guard
First Appearance
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Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
lost (1 of 32)
showcase showdown (6 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)
Jon
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
inhuman resources (1 of 26)
the office (7 of 64)
showcase showdown (2 of 83)
Toothgnip
First Appearance
thor and toothgnip
Recent Appearances
showcase showdown (8 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (1 of 31)
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