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the princess of k-mart (6 of 15)
strip info entered by jgarcia and approved by phillip
Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Security Guard (K-Mart): We're going to have to search you, sir.
Jon: Search me? Why?
Security Guard (Carl): It's for America. Bend over, sir.
K-mart
  • Gloves (rubber)
  • Costume (Security Guard)
2 Phillip: Wow, that looks painful.
Toothgnip: Sometimes patriotism means making sacrifices, Phillip.
K-mart
  • Box
3 Phillip (shuddering): And sometimes patriotism means you take it up the ass, apparently.
Toothgnip: Our right to shop for housewares in a safe environment outweighs his right to anal sovereignty. This is America, dammit.
K-mart
  • Box

Character Info

Security Guard
First Appearance
the princess of k-mart (5 of 15)
Recent Appearances
unconventional (or, a short dalliance with navel-gazing) (17 of 21)
crab city (12 of 18)
the maltese chicken (9 of 15)
Phillip
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
lost (1 of 32)
burn this, part 2 (28 of 31)
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (1 of 32)
Jon
First Appearance
genesis
Recent Appearances
burn this, part 2 (30 of 31)
the fine print (1 of 36)
one for the road (20 of 21)
Toothgnip
First Appearance
thor and toothgnip
Recent Appearances
burn this, part 2 (28 of 31)
the cows of justice part II: the corndog imperative (32 of 32)
infinite typewriters: final edit (11 of 26)