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postcard random series: first comes love... (and the twix saga, pt. 3) (19 of 23)
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If butter flows into the nooks and crannies of an english muffin, it's pretty clear what anti-butter would do. Please, stop writing me.

first comes love... (and the twix saga, pt. 3) (19 of 23)
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Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Diablo:
Ko-Tex:
Diablo (as text): I called out to Twix, hoping to pierce that blank stare and bring him back to his wits. Suddenly, I was barraged by what seemed like thousands of the diminutive, angry transdimensional Ko-Tex. They swarmed from hidden nooks and crannies like anti-butter. I braced myself for the worst.
Menstrua's Lair
2 Ko-Tex:
Diablo:
Diablo (as text): The Ko-Tex made their attack. I was shocked to find myself being horribly, cruelly, gently swabbed by ten thousand cottony-soft teeth attempting to make purchase amongst my feathers and rip out chunks of tender white meat. One got under my wing, and I giggled uncontrollably.
Menstrua's Lair
3 Diablo:
Ko-Tex:
Diablo (as text): I gathered up the Ko-Tex, one fluffy warrior at a time, until I was holding each and every one of them in my arms. I made my way to the nearest ladies' room, went into the last stall on the right, and flushed the whole mess of 'em.
Menstrua's Lair
  • Toilet

Character Info

Ko-Tex
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