April / 29 / 2001
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Notes

I like the little elf ears (or are they vulcan ears?) on the leftmost hamster. I wish I had more pets to dress up.

advanced dungeons & hamsters
strip info approved by jgarcia
Panel Dialogue Location Props
1 Neil (or Bob): My mage and elf hamsters enter the Cavern of Vague Sexual Allusions.
Jerrell:
Bob (or Neil): It is dark. You are likely to be penetrated by a Beefnut.
Apartment (Other)
  • Hamster(s)
  • Dice
  • Color Panel (full)
  • Hat (Wizard)
  • Hat (Viking Helmet)
  • Hat (Santa)
2 Neil (or Bob): My elf hamster ignites it's farts with the Flame of Extreme Prejudice.
Jerrell:
Bob (or Neil): The room grows bright. You see a scorched and angry Beefnut clutching it's genitals.
Apartment (Other)
  • Hamster(s)
  • Dice
  • Color Panel (full)
  • Hat (Viking Helmet)
  • Hat (Santa)
3 Neil (or Bob): My mage throws the Pop-Tart of Vengeance.
Jerrell:
Bob (or Neil): You can't! Your experience level isn't high enough.
Apartment (Other)
  • Hamster(s)
  • Color Panel (full)
  • Hat (Viking Helmet)
  • Hat (Santa)
4 Neil (or Bob): Okay. The mage tokes the Ganja of Experience first.
Jerrell:
Bob (or Neil): The Beefnut eats the Pop-Tart with a Charmed Garnish of Chunky Peanut Butter. Your mage has the munchies.
Apartment (Other)
  • Dice
  • Hat (Wizard)
  • Hat (Viking Helmet)
  • Hat (Santa)
  • Hamster(s)
  • Color Panel (full)
5 Neil (or Bob): My elf hamster attempts to steal the Peanut Butter.
Jerrell:
Bob (or Neil): The Beefnut humps your elf into a fine paste.
Apartment (Other)
  • Dice
  • Hat (Wizard)
  • Hat (Viking Helmet)
  • Hat (Santa)
  • Hamster(s)
  • Color Panel (full)
6 Neil (or Bob): The mage casts a Level 3 Spell of Teen Angst.
Jerrell:
Bob (or Neil): The Beefnut dons a flannel shirt and listens to old Nirvana albums. You may pass.
Apartment (Other)
  • Dice
  • Hat (Santa)
  • Hat (Wizard)
  • Hat (Viking Helmet)
  • Hamster(s)
  • Color Panel (full)

Character Info

Neil
First Appearance
phillip gets abducted (3 of 6)
Recent Appearances
showcase showdown (8 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (4 of 31)
burn this (1 of 5)
Jerrell
First Appearance
goat search '97 (1 of 5)
Recent Appearances
the math fuhrer (2 of 24)
the office (54 of 64)
return of the chaos pope (34 of 39)
Bob
First Appearance
phillip gets abducted (3 of 6)
Recent Appearances
showcase showdown (8 of 83)
burn this, part 2 (4 of 31)
infinite typewriters: final edit (11 of 26)
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