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April / 29 / 2001
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Detailed Strip Info
Notes
I like the little elf ears (or are they vulcan ears?) on the leftmost hamster. I wish I had more pets to dress up.
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advanced dungeons & hamsters strip info approved by jgarcia |
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| Panel | Dialogue | Location | Props |
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| 1 |
Neil (or Bob): My mage and elf hamsters enter the Cavern of Vague Sexual Allusions. Jerrell: Bob (or Neil): It is dark. You are likely to be penetrated by a Beefnut. |
Apartment (Other) |
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| 2 |
Neil (or Bob): My elf hamster ignites it's farts with the Flame of Extreme Prejudice. Jerrell: Bob (or Neil): The room grows bright. You see a scorched and angry Beefnut clutching it's genitals. |
Apartment (Other) |
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| 3 |
Neil (or Bob): My mage throws the Pop-Tart of Vengeance. Jerrell: Bob (or Neil): You can't! Your experience level isn't high enough. |
Apartment (Other) |
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| 4 |
Neil (or Bob): Okay. The mage tokes the Ganja of Experience first. Jerrell: Bob (or Neil): The Beefnut eats the Pop-Tart with a Charmed Garnish of Chunky Peanut Butter. Your mage has the munchies. |
Apartment (Other) |
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| 5 |
Neil (or Bob): My elf hamster attempts to steal the Peanut Butter. Jerrell: Bob (or Neil): The Beefnut humps your elf into a fine paste. |
Apartment (Other) |
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| 6 |
Neil (or Bob): The mage casts a Level 3 Spell of Teen Angst. Jerrell: Bob (or Neil): The Beefnut dons a flannel shirt and listens to old Nirvana albums. You may pass. |
Apartment (Other) |
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Character Info
| Neil |
| First Appearance |
|---|
| phillip gets abducted (3 of 6) |
| Recent Appearances |
| showcase showdown (8 of 83) |
| burn this, part 2 (4 of 31) |
| burn this (1 of 5) |
| Jerrell |
| First Appearance |
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| goat search '97 (1 of 5) |
| Recent Appearances |
| the math fuhrer (2 of 24) |
| the office (54 of 64) |
| return of the chaos pope (34 of 39) |
| Bob |
| First Appearance |
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| phillip gets abducted (3 of 6) |
| Recent Appearances |
| showcase showdown (8 of 83) |
| burn this, part 2 (4 of 31) |
| infinite typewriters: final edit (11 of 26) |