May / 02 / 2000

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For those of you who find the Elian strips confusing, I recommend you delve into the archives a bit. Check out the genesis of the Comics Syndicate, the creation of the weasels, and Toothgnip's predictions of the future. If you're still confused after that, well, um, sucks for you.

Panel	Dialogue	Location	Props
all work and no play (21 of 24) strip info entered by tor and approved by jon
1	No Character (as text): NY 1 Keith Shellac Keith Shellac: ...in other news, a plane carrying young Elian Gonzalez back to his native Cuba has disappeared. F.A.A. officials fear that the plane may have crashed into the ocean.	Television	Picture (Elian Dead?)
2	No Character (as text): NY 1 Keith Shellac Keith Shellac: Cuban President Fidel Castro responded to the tragedy, stating "Mi ropa es muy pegajosa." We're not sure what that means, but the threat is clear.	Television	Picture (Fidel Castro)
3	No Character (as text): NY 1 Keith Shellac Keith Shellac: Presidential candidate George W. Bush responded to Castro's words with a declaration of war, saying "My daddy says Fidel is a poopy-head." Bush then snorted an 8-ball and mooned the camera.	Television	Picture (Bush Moon Ass)

Character Info

First Appearance
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damn bats
Recent Appearances
a dish best served delicious (or, invoking godwin's law) (33 of 33)
chaos pope (10 of 16)
it's about time (5 of 11)